Act Natural.....

There...

Totally nailed it

Big Website of Nonsense Lines

(Spoken by a real person, without a hint of sarcasm or satire, with the full intent of being a normal statement)

  1. Don't click me...

"I like all other moccasin type styles"

2. Seriously, don't click me...

"I'm use to other setups not involving a stove"

3. These quotes cannot be unseen...

"They probably got that good HEB wood"

4. Stop now, you can still live a normal life...

"I'm always looking to see how busy Mexican places are"

5. Why aren't you listening?

"It's been awhile since I have seen containers up close"

6. You are just going to click all of these aren't you?

"Sometimes I like eating chicken nuggets with no sauce to get that full nugget taste"

7. Sigh.......

"I tend to shy away from the 3 dollar items"

8. Good luck sleeping tonight...

"Now I need to smell that bone"

9. Can you afford the therapist you will need after all of this?

"I bet the formulations are different than the gas station ones"

10. Just click that button above and move on...

"I need to work for the power company, I have so many questions"

I hope you are happy. You were subjected to 10 quotes that can only end with many sleepless nights. Well, thanks for dropping by the site. The site ends here.....nothing more to see

Seriously, stop scrolling down. The site has ended and you have viewed all content. Don't let the browser hit you on your way out!

Sigh! You have not listened to a word I have said up until this point. Why would I expect you to start now. Fine, you can get to the second page of quotes below